A Guide to Teenage Survival

  1. Make yourself a cave. I’m serious. Build a fortress of solitude to wait out the hormonal phases you will be thrown into. It could be anything! Your room, a small hallway at school, a tree house in a dingy park. Just make sure it has Netflix and a popcorn machine and you’ll be fine!
  2. Develop deaf ears. It helps in dealing with all the haters! It should work in most cases. If not, just feed them to the first bear you can find.
  3. Driving is a very very important skill. When the struggle is real, you can just drive away from all your problems. It’s easier and faster than running away from your problems.
  4. Music is your one true friend. No matter what, a pair of head phones can fix anything. Use it like a shield. Turn up that bass and drown out the noise!
  5. Relationships are complicated! So stay away from any human contact. I told you your cave would be useful, didn’t I?
  6. Make a sign saying, “Go away” for when you run into mind numbingly stupid people. Yeah! You know the ones. It will happen a LOT! Now you won’t have to waste a single breath on them.
  7. When your parents ask you a question and it’s about you doing something you shouldn’t have, just tell the truth. Seriously! Chances are they already know. Parents get real crafty as you grow up!
  8. When you’re given advice, the right thing to do is to nod like a bobble head! If you’re planning actually paying attention and reacting to everything you hear, good luck dude. See you in the afterlife!

I hope that was useful 😀 if not, I hope you had a good laugh at the least! What are your thoughts? Please leave a comment. Thank you for reading!

– The Obsessive Writer

15 thoughts on “A Guide to Teenage Survival

Add yours

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Powered by WordPress.com.

Up ↑

THOUGHTFUL THOUGHTS

true and imaginable thoughts about love and life.

justanotherrandomthoughtsite

Nevertheless we always do random things

Undefined

writings from heart,stories about souls

A través de mi lente

Life, as seen through the lens of a restless woman trying to find her place in the world.

Survival of the Wisest & Wildest

Where Fitness Can't Compare

MovieBabble

The Casual Way to Discuss Movies

The View from Here

Finding My Voice

Pen Nation

A World of Words

Elijahlikeswriting

Reflections, Poetry, Stories, and Insights

_dandelion

writing is speaking without sounds[ig : dandelionpoem]

Bad At Being Still

Bad at being. Still.

Reflections in a teacup

Explore, learn, share life experiences and adventures.

SONYA KASSAM

Expressing myself through poetry

Of Love and Passion

But to dream of flesh while mine is sagging… what a sweet delight… and what twisted perfection in my mind!

Craig Writes Things

The poems and thoughts of a guy called Craig.

%d bloggers like this: